Chapter Thirty-Two

  But what's the point of that now, because Jian Ran's line of sight shifted slightly upwards and he accidentally saw that the dark-colored hamster had a somewhat different abdominal hair - completely different from Jian Ran's white soft "chest hair", Little Black was very much living up to his name, his abdominal hair was black.

  The belly hair is black.

  Wait a minute, this setting seems familiar... The hamster living in the villa closed his eyes and thought for a moment, thanks to the TV series "Republic of China Strange Record", he had previously slightly inquired about the biology of hamsters, now he began to dig up the limited knowledge of hamsters in his mind...

  Encyclopedia: Black-bellied hamster, also known as black-bellied hamster, European hamster, European golden hamster. Body length 20-34 cm, tail length 4-6 cm, lifespan eight years old, large body size, strong wildness, strong aggression... and absolute solitary animal, cannot be kept in the same cage.

  "..............................................."

  Goodbye world.

  The mouse was petrified in mid-air, stuck to the side of the cage and staring at his soon-to-be roommate with a fierce expression, its fur standing on end as if to say "I'm tough and I'll fight back". Meanwhile, Blackie ignored the mouse, which had frozen stiff with fear, and lazily scratched his ear with his hind leg.

  He was shocked and stunned.

  Lost!!!!!! His hind legs lifted up can only touch his own waist —— if he has a waist!!!!!

  At this moment, the owner Jiang Chuan had no idea that his pet hamster was already trapped in a mental struggle of "why can it do what I can't, and how is it possible for me to not be able to do it". Meanwhile, Jiang Chuan continued to introduce them to each other, saying things like "Xiao Hei, this is A Fei, your husband, you have to behave and give birth to many babies with A Fei"; or "A Fei, this is Xiao Hei, your wife, you have to treat her well and not bully her".

  Hair!

  A man giving birth? This is so absurd it wouldn't even appear in a script!

  Shut up with shame, you stupid fool who can't even tell the difference between a public and private mother!

  Bully it? Stupid thing that can't tell male from female! Have you been drinking?! I'm Mengmeng's milk tea, but this one is a first-line black-bellied hamster. Do you know what a first-line black-bellied hamster is? If not, get out of here, this is a top-notch hamster!

  Two hamsters in a cage together, Jiang Chuan, are you a pig ???????????????????????????

  At this moment, Jianran is going crazy in the cage, scratching the wall with his claws silently, while Xiaohei... seems to be tense only around Jianran. After turning his head to look at Jianran for a moment, Xiaohei seemed to turn his back on him disdainfully - Jianran, who had never received such treatment before, was about to explode: We're all hamsters, what's the big deal if you have a patch of black fur on your belly? This is my territory!

  Food bowl! Wood shavings! Cotton balls! Wooden house! Bathroom! —— including that apple which was nibbled a few times and then discarded because it wasn't crisp enough —— ALL! ARE! LAOZI'S!

  Oh right, that slide from the second floor to the first floor won't be given to you either!

  That stupid owner who can't even tell male from female, if you like it just take it away!!!!!!!

  Jin Yan was quietly putting on a show, his imagination running wild as he kicked up wood shavings with his paws. Amidst the swirling wood shavings, he saw Jiang Chuan open the door to his cage and dump Xiao Hei inside. Jin Yan had expected to see a ball of fluff rolling around in embarrassment, and was ready to greet Xiao Hei with mocking words. But instead, the black-bellied hamster, who had been quietly hiding in its box, suddenly turned around, pushed off with its hind legs, and leapt out of the plastic box with an astonishing display of agility, landing elegantly on the wood shavings with a soft "thud".

  Some wood shavings were blown up by its movement, and the yellow wood shavings flew up and floated in mid-air before slowly falling down beside Xiao Hei. This scene would have a strong sense of drama if it were played in slow motion, just like a high-ranking martial artist descending from the sky. If one had to make an analogy, if they weren't both furry rodents at this moment, they might have thought they were invited to join the crew filming "Fong Sai Yuk", and the camera would be capturing Fong Sai Yuk's grand entrance, blindfolded and alone with a spear, going to rescue his mother.

  Unfortunately, the one in the cage is not Xiao Hei's mother, but Xiao Hei's husband.

  Cough.

  Just kidding, nope.

  Jian Ran's portrayal is naturally that of a stupid and numb villain who stares blankly at Fang Shiyu's heroics before being killed in one move.

  He carefully and unnaturally stretched out his paws to wipe the hair on his forehead, just as he began to wonder if Xiaohui's face "should be considered handsome in the hamster world". At this moment, the voice of their stupid owner, regardless of gender, came from behind them: "Xiaohui, Ahfei, you two must get along well. Ahfei, are you happy now? You can't be arbitrary in the future."

  Jiang Chuan's voice was filled with sincere anticipation.

  Jian Ran: "......"

  Although at this moment he really wanted to pick up the whole hamster cage and smash it into his face.

  He was overjoyed to the point of almost dying from happiness.

  It shrank into the corner, holding its head and calming down for a while. Just as Xiao Hei began to study the water bottle, Jin Yan slowly put his paws down from his head. He tried to comfort himself: It's okay, don't be nervous, no matter how fierce the opponent is, it's just a hamster, and he, Jin Yan, is a clever mouse with human intelligence, how could he possibly lose in this trivial matter of competing for territory?

  Xiao Hei: "Hey, fatty."

  "Ahhhhhhhhhhh don't eat me I have fatty liver!!!!!!!!!!"

  Xiao Hei: *silence*

  The breed was the most docile and manageable milk tea hamster, with a terrified face, backing away three steps - his back firmly against the acrylic wall - he swore that this humiliating action had only been done when he first discovered himself reborn as a hamster, in the following days he was so carefree, surviving strongly among a group of brothers who would eat their own kind, and even almost becoming friends with the philosophical mouse - if Jiang Chuan came a little later, he planned to start preaching and teaching, carefully telling that cage of hamsters how blind it was to eat their own kind!

  But today, all his glory was lost due to a single mistake.

  Looking at Xiao Hei, that one strand of black fur on his chest seemed to be the future that Yuan Jian could foresee: a piece.

  But after receiving such a "passionate" response to the initial call, Xiao Hei found it utterly bewildering and didn't want to bother with this crazy fatso. He tossed aside the entire back stuck to the wall, his fur standing on end as he stared at his milk tea. With an air of calmness, he lifted his head, sniffed his nose, and began to wander around the new environment in his usual habit, crawling here and peeking there.

  Just as it was visiting the bathroom on the first floor, a ball of fur behind it suddenly sprinted up to the second floor with an unprecedented speed.

  As Xiao Hei withdrew his head from the bathroom and walked upstairs to the second floor with a satisfied expression, he heard the sound of something heavy being moved on the partition board.

  When Xiao Hei poked his head out to look at the second floor, he saw that Nai Cha's originally back-facing body, which was leaning against the food bowl, suddenly stiffened and turned its head around. The face was twice as big as it had been when he saw it from downstairs.

  Xiao Hei: *silence*

  It's obvious that it's full of melon seeds inside, even a toe can guess it.

  It's squeezed out of shape.

  Xiao Hei: "Pangzi, you..."

  "Seriously: 'What's wrong with you, looking at me like that?'"

  Xiao Hei: *silence*

  The second floor only had a food bowl and a seesaw, Xiao Hei wasn't very interested, and now his stomach wasn't hungry either. Ignoring the fact that his mouth was stuffed with food, he would still have small grains of rice spilling out from time to time. He turned around, preparing to climb up to the third floor to take a look at where he slept - just as he turned around, his peripheral vision accidentally caught sight of the milk tea in front of him, which had been quietly lifting its hind legs towards the food bowl, hooking them under the edge of the bowl and slowly, stealthily, thinking it was unnoticed, pulling the bowl towards itself, trying to hide it behind its back.

  Of course, if it moves a bit more nimbly, covering up that food bowl with its big butt shouldn't be too difficult.

  But its figure is destined to have nothing to do with "agility".

  After some thought, this fat milk tea seemed to have been unfriendly since just now. Suddenly, Xiao Hei's feet stopped, and the idea of letting it go and turning around to leave was dispelled. The black-bellied hamster turned and walked step by step towards the milk tea that was staring at itself with a triangular white eye not far away. As it approached, Xiao Hei saw that the fat hamster in front of him was also slowly backing away.

  "Stay away!"

  I'm hungry.

  "I'm starving! Find that stupid Jiang Chuan to get some food, this is my food, ahh I want to spit it out! You also want to eat the food covered in saliva?"

  "I don't mind."

  "Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Important things are said three times, pervert!"

  "Compared to being hungry and wanting to eat something, I personally think that intentionally messing up food is even more perverted."

  In the "Friendly and Peaceful" dialogue, the distance between the two hamsters is infinitely close - occasionally passing by the hamster cage, Jiang Chuan expressed great satisfaction. The man finally put down his heart for "Unhappy Ah Fei", sat down on the sofa with his back to the hamster cage, picked up the script and looked at it seriously.

  Unbeknownst to him, it was less than a meter behind his back.

  Hamster cage.

  A small battle is about to break out.

  Watching with wide eyes as the little black one approaches step by step, completely unafraid of me - from a distance, you can see its fur full of wild luster (not really), seemingly sharper teeth than ordinary hamsters (not really), and in those bright mouse eyes, a fierce and savage killing intent (completely not).

  It was forced to retreat with no way out, it gritted its teeth and jumped directly into the food bowl, the full food bowl filled with hamster food thus splashing out countless grains.

  At the same time that Jian Ran was enthusiastically devouring his food, Xiao Hei suddenly stopped in front of him at a distance of just a few inches. He slightly raised his body - almost with an air of superiority - and said to Jian Ran, who was cowering in fear in the food bowl: "...... Fatty, hasn't anyone ever taught you that it's impolite to put your feet into the bowl while eating?"

  Jian Ran: "......"

  Let's put aside the fact that he is a half-homeless hamster.

  When did it ever come to a hamster teaching him table manners, what nonsense!!!!!!!

  In the food bowl, the educated and furious milk tea dug out the melon seeds from its own mouth - then before the nearby black-bellied hamster could react, it fiercely smashed that melon seed which still had its saliva on it at the hamster.

  "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

  “……”

  Suddenly, a watermelon was smashed onto his face, and the sticky saliva on it successfully stuck to the young mouse's cheek, which was considered absolutely handsome in the mouse world. He was slightly stunned, seemingly not expecting this fat milk tea to be so wild. He frowned slightly, patted down the watermelon on his face, and then wiped his paw on the wooden shavings on the ground with a look of disgust. Lifting his head, he found that the other party was still staring at him with those big, triangular eyes, completely unable to understand what this fat milk tea was going crazy about. Finally, Xiao Hei couldn't help but say: "Are you sick?"

  "Ah, yes! Do you have medicine?! If not, keep a distance from me, it's contagious. The safe distance is probably just about the length of this cage's diagonal. For your own safety, goodbye."

  "...It's simply impossible to deal with this fatty's thick skin," "You're really impolite."

  "Wow, you're too polite. This place is mine first - did you understand? I came first, this is my cage. When you entered my luxury villa from your thatched cottage just now, did you knock on the door and ask if it was okay to come in? Did you ask for my approval? You didn't, you're really too polite."

  "Ah," after listening to the chubby milk tea's murmurs, Xiao Hei suddenly bent down slightly, his paws lazily resting on the edge of the food bowl - looking at the hamster sitting in the food with satisfaction, he narrowed his eyes, "I know, you're afraid of me."

  "I don't care about you."

  He reacted very quickly.

  But its subconscious behavior of almost burying half of its body in food betrayed it.

  Xiao Hei let out a snort - this guy actually made a dog-like nasal sound, then said: "I don't want to come."

  "It's still possible to escape now, shall I help you break out?"

  "But I couldn't leave, your master came to the store today, looking pitiful like a small dog. He asked the shop assistant for a female hamster, saying that his own hamster had become very aggressive, would knock over food bowls, could open its cage by itself, and wouldn't stay quietly in his palm."

  "I didn't get angry and become violent." And how dare you say that Jiang Chuan is "pitiful like a small dog" - Ah, ah, with a face full of sympathy? Am I mistaken? Make it clear, brother, even a small puppy can crush you with one paw!

  Xiao Hei ignored his sarcastic expression and continued to talk to himself, "Because your master is too worried about his own hamster, that's why I came. Actually, I didn't want to come, I'm not used to living with others."

  "Shut up, I'm not a hamster, and neither are you - and stop pretending to be one, you little brat. You're just like those hamsters in the pet store, all crowded together in a big cage, squeaking away. You're not used to living with people, so shut it. And what's with your thick translation accent? Is it because you couldn't sell yourself so you had to squat in the pet store and watch English dramas with the employees until you went stupid? Thinking that using translation accent makes you sound cool? I can speak English too, listen up - ho, how old are you! Scared? Don't worry if you don't understand, I'm using a London accent, and people like you usually don't get it."

  “……”

  After listening to Jianran's lengthy speech and English lecture, Xiao Hei cracked a smile - which allowed Jianran to see its sharp teeth and bright red tongue - if he were human at this moment, he might have found the hamster's smiling expression somewhat cute, but now he was a hamster, so all he felt was ferocity, that bright red tongue seemed as if it had been dyed with the blood of his predecessors.

  Jian Ran didn't just think about when he first became a hamster, but also that group of younger brothers who were clamoring to eat their older brother.

  Without a doubt, in a different environment, Xiao Hei would be the main force among those "younger brothers".

  "After some thought, I firmly said: 'I refuse to live with you.'"

  Xiao Hei: "But the pet store owner has already arranged for me to be with you."

  Jian Ran: "……………………"

  Xiao Hei stretched out his paws and poked the plump face of Jin Ran, who was squatting in the food bowl, saying affectionately: "Hubby."

  Jian Ran: “……………………………”

  Xiao Hei: "Just kidding, after all, one has to be quite depraved to find a milk tea as a companion, and still a fat one."

  Jian Ran: "............................................"

  I'm going to your sister's!!!!!

  Hamster's life is black!!!!!!!!!!

  Jiang Chuan, instead of watching a script about eggs, you'd better come back and take a look at the evil deeds you've done!!!!!

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