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(AD)Testing, testing, one, two, three
(AD)blah blah blah blah blee blee blee
(AD)Ahh, this is stupid.
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>LINK FAILED
>TEST EXIT WITH CODE 1
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>LINK ESTABLISHED
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(AD) Ok, now let’s see if.
>POWER LEAK DETECTED
>ATTEMPTING AUTOMATIC RECOVERY
(AD) Crud.
>AUTOMATIC RECOVERY FAILED
>TEST EXIT WITH CODE 4
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>INITIALIZED
(AD) Nice.
(AD) Let’s just get this spinning.
(AD) Report deviation.
>NOW REPORTING TOP'S ANGLE OF DEVIATION FROM UPRIGHT POSITION: REQUESTED BY: "ADRIAN"
>TOP DEVIATION: 2 DEGREES
>TOP DEVIATION: 2 DEGREES
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>TOP DEVIATION: 2 DEGREES
>TOP DEVIATION: 3 DEGREES
>TOP DEVIATION: 17 DEGREES
(AD) Wait no no no no wait.
>TOP DEVIATION: 45 DEGREES
>TEST EXIT WITH CODE TP-2
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>INITIALIZED
>MANUAL INITIALIZATION: REQUESTED BY USER: “ADRIAN” WITH “start log”
? Aw, it looks like it just woke up.
(AD) Huh, I mean, I guess.
(AD) It’s not really awake per se.
? Its little ears just pointed at me.
? Is it listening.
(AD) I mean, it’s recording what you’re saying, but it doesn’t really understand.
(AD) Mostly it’s useful because it can tell me what happens during my tests a bit better.
(AD) Watch.
? That little machine again.
? Did you finally get it flying.
(AD) I sure hope so.
>NOW TRACKING: WHIRLIGIG
>WHIRLIGIG INITIALIZATION SUCCESSFUL
>WHIRLIGIG ALTITUDE: 5 M
? Aw, its little head moved to watch.
? It’s so cute.
(AD) Forget that, the whirligig's off the ground.
? That too.
>WHIRLIGIG ALTITUDE: 15 M
(AD) Anyway, it'll be super helpful for working with the machines.
(AD) I won’t have to install command words into everything I build anymore.
>WHIRLIGIG ALTITUDE: 30 M
(AD) Land.
>DECREASING WHIRLIGIG SPEED
? Where’s it going.
(AD) Crud.
>FATAL ERROR: OUT OF BOUNDS EXCEPTION (LOCATION: 0XAAEF134CD)
>TEST EXIT WITH CODE WG-12
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>INITIALIZED
>MANUAL INITIALIZATION: REQUESTED BY USER: “ADRIAN” WITH “start log”
(AD) Maybe I should’ve tested it more indoors.
? I’m sure someone will be very happy to find it, Adrian.
? You probably made some kid’s day.
(AD) The kid won't be able to turn it on.
(AD) They won't have the robot to make it start.
(AD) I hope it doesn't land on anyone.
? Oh, maybe the robot can still find it.
? Find.
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(AD) Oh.
(AD) Yeah, that’s not a command I programmed into it.
(AD) Even if it was, I don’t think it recognizes your voice.
? Oh, it doesn’t.
(AD) Hold on, I think we can fix that.
(AD) Add user Zhuli.
>ADD USER SEQUENCE: REQUESTED BY USER: "ADRIAN"
>AWAITING SAMPLE AUDIO
? Ooh, will that make it understand me.
>SAMPLE AUDIO FOUND
>NEW USER: ZHULI (ZH)
(AD) Well, try saying shutdown.
>SHUTDOWN REQUESTED BY USER: “ADRIAN” WITH: “Well, try saying shutdown.”
>SHUTDOWN SUCCESSFUL!
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>MANUAL INITIALIZATION: REQUESTED BY USER: “ADRIAN” WITH “try saying start log”
(ZH) Adrian, you did it again. It just woke up.
(AD) Oh, yeah.
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(AD) Ok, well, say the other thing instead.
(ZH) Shutdown.
>SHUTDOWN REQUESTED BY USER: “ZHULI” WITH: “Shutdown.”
>SHUTDOWN SUCCESSFUL!
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