Name: [removed]

  Gender: Male (assumed)

  Age: 25

  Hobby: fashion, shopping, Asian (Chinese) women

  Fav. food: dim sum

  Fav. color: green

  Fav. store: Holt Renfrew

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  Quote: "Who needs a gym membership when you got swag?"

  Name: [removed]

  Gender: Male (assigned)

  Age: 19

  Hobby: anime, video games, RP

  Fav. country: Japan

  Fav. animal: cat (preferably a domestic, submissive catgirl)

  Fav. cereal: Reese's Puffs

  Quote: "Shut the fuck up! You don't understand! I'll piss all over your grave once they lower you!"

  Name: [removed]

  Gender: M (currently)

  Age: 31

  Hobby: politics, philosophy, marijuana

  Fav. party: don't know

  Fav. philosopher: not important

  Fav. dealer: Doug (the guy behind the 7-Eleven who sometimes comes over to play Call of Duty with us)

  Quote: "Like, bro, you know what I mean? Ha ha! Dope. Dope shit."