Look, it's not easy.

  *eats bagels*

  Being healthy.

  *drinks Monster*

  I have problems that are out of my control.

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  *sits for 12 hours only getting up to use the washroom*

  And I just came to accept it.

  *ignores advice*

  There's nothing I can do.

  *drinks Red Bull*

  So what's the point?

  *Big Mac, fries and Coke for lunch*

  It sucks. That's true.

  *drinks Gatorade*

  But everybody's different and for some people, there's no solution.

  *inconsistent sleep schedule*

  That’s just the truth.

  *listens to nutritionist*