The Defunding

  We've increased funding for the NHS

  The liar declares at his party's behest

  And admittedly it's even true

  And yet he's still lying

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  Let me explain it to you...

  The name of the game is outsourcing

  But what on Earth does it mean?

  It means giving party donors

  Their own fat slice of green.

  To deprive agency by hiring agency

  Cleaning and catering bills start to grow

  The new consultants aren't the medical kind

  They've simply got to go.

  I hope you've paid attention friend

  That you can now pass the test

  On how to increase a budget

  While getting even less.