Chapter 9: The Most Handsome Cow Dung on Top

  Zhang Yifei's visit with the old principal didn't end until after 3 pm, during which time Zhang Yifei was completely at a loss and had no right to make any decisions, playing only a supporting role.

  Is this blind date? Is this engagement? Who has ever seen such an engagement, Zhang Yifei cried. It's too bullying.

  The Shao family was very enthusiastic about sending Zhang Yifei and Lao Yuanzhang to the door.

  After the Shao family left, Zhang Yifei couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed the old principal's collar: "Did you like Shao Ningdie's mother back then? She looked down on you and ran away with Shao Tianzhi. You wanted to take revenge on her by sacrificing me."

  The old director's face turned black as soon as he heard this sentence.

  "Get out, get out of here! Am I that kind of person?" The old director burst into a loud scolding, at this moment he still had the demeanor of a respected elder, but completely looked like an old rascal.

  "You're just that kind of person, not that kind of person, can you sacrifice me?" Zhang Yifei was getting more and more heartbroken, being sold out like this in a muddled way, and he even had to swallow his own bitter tears.

  "Actually, I'm doing this for your own good. Look at Xiaodie over there, isn't she much better off?" The old director said to Zhang Yifei with a serious and sincere tone.

  "Everything is fine with her, nothing is wrong."

  "I'll ask you something and you must answer me truthfully, without any concealment." Zhang Yifei looked at the old principal very seriously.

  "Ah!" Seeing Zhang Yifei's very serious expression, the old dean also became serious.

  "Is Shao Ningdie sick or something, otherwise why is she in such a hurry to try love before marriage?" This was what Zhang Yifei was most worried about. If it really was like that, then Zhang Yifei would be greatly disappointed.

  Originally, Old Dean thought that Zhang Yifei's serious expression was going to ask something important, but who knew he couldn't get anything out of his mouth.

  "Zhang Yifei, get out of here!" The old director was speechless, what on earth was going through this guy's mind, how could he come up with such nonsense.

  "Why is she so eager to live with me, what's her ulterior motive." Zhang Yifei still wasn't at ease.

  He was deceived by Shao Ningdie and now he suspects everyone of deceiving him.

  "They are heavenly goddesses, while you're just a pile of cow dung. What conspiracy could they possibly have?" The old director said without any reserve.

  This time it's Zhang Yifei's turn to be in a bad mood.

  This old man is a typical example of speaking with a guilty conscience, can he be a piece of cow dung?

  There is a treasure in this world called a mirror, and Zhang Yifei often looks at himself in the mirror. Without mentioning his abilities, just by dressing up like this, he's already a stunning beauty, a true Pan An among men.

  Even if I'm not a stunning beauty, I'm still above average. The more I look at him, the more flavor he has, this second glance handsome guy. Now I'm actually being treated like cow dung. Just because of these words...!

  "Some cow dung, and yet unwilling to let some flowers be inserted!" Zhang Yifei said fiercely. Too bullying, aren't you an orphan yourself? But there's no need to strike people like that either.

  The old director looked at Zhang Yifei with a speechless expression. When you encounter someone like this, what can you do? This person is already invincible.

  "How can she be a beautiful flower without me, a piece of cow dung? Without me, who knows if she's not just a withering flower?" Zhang Yifei felt that this sentence was particularly apt, and to praise himself, he lit up a Red Pagoda Mountain cigarette.

  The old dean looked at Zhang Yifei, speechless. A tree without bark will surely die, a person without face is invincible in the world. The one in front of him was already shameless and skinless, long invincible. What else could you say?

  Zhang Yifei suddenly ran to the front of the old principal and said, "Are you old man blind? Take a good look, have you ever seen such handsome cow dung?"

  I... damn it! Even Old Dean, a man with great inner elegance, couldn't help but blurt out a curse.

  Isn't it torture to be like this? Can't you just say something like "bullshit" for yourself? This guy can actually think of so many words to refute himself.

  The old director silently shed tears and asked in his heart: "Goddess of Mercy, what have I done wrong? Why do you punish me like this?"

  I admit that when I was young, I secretly entered the girls' bathroom at school. I also admit that when I was young, I often peeked into my female classmates' sleeves, but those were just childish things. Who didn't make some mistakes when they were young? There's no need to hold me accountable for them now, is there?

  The old director was very regretful. If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have done such a thing. Indeed, man proposes and God disposes. It's not that there won't be retribution, but the time hasn't come yet.

  Now this record of good and evil has finally been settled with a note of evil being struck against oneself.

  The old dean let out a deep sigh, originally he could have lived to be over 100 years old, but if he spent too much time with Zhang Yifei, he might not even make it to 80. He could torture you to death with his shameless expression and shameless words.

  "Have you ever seen such handsome cow dung?" Zhang Yifei asked again as he saw the old director fall silent.

  "I've never seen you before, but you're the most handsome cow dung I've ever seen." The old director said reluctantly.

  When the old dean said this sentence, he himself couldn't help but want to vomit.

  "Really?" Zhang Yifei subconsciously touched his own face.

  "It's really true!" The old director only felt a surge of dizziness in his stomach.

  "It's not good to tell lies, especially when you're speaking with a guilty conscience, that will bring retribution." Zhang Yifei's eyes blinked rapidly.

  "You are the most handsome cow dung I've ever seen." Even if it's a kind of retribution, the old dean has to say.

  He really couldn't bear it, if heaven gave him another chance, he would never introduce a wife to Zhang Yifei again, and if there was a deadline, then not in this life either.

  "Since you're so sincere, I'll reluctantly believe it."

  The old director finally put his heart in his stomach when he heard this sentence. He was really afraid, fearing that Zhang Yifei would ask another question.

  "I also think so, I am the most handsome cow dung."

  "Cough! Cough!" The old director finally couldn't help but cough.

  "Look, you're old, why are you still trying to learn from me? Want to be the most handsome cow dung?" Zhang Yifei said with a slap on the back of the old principal.

  The old director felt very wronged at this moment, when did he learn from him, he would never learn from him in his life, and absolutely not be a cow dung, even if it was the most handsome cow dung.

  "Although you can't be the most handsome cow dung, you can be the second most handsome cow dung." Zhang Yifei stroked his chin and said after a moment of contemplation.

  The old director's stomach churned again, and he secretly prayed that the person in front of him would not mention cow dung anymore.