*Revised but not pr

  *Not much changed

  *And i will stop throwing up onto the screen and posting it to the net and will add more detail and length to my chapters

  Continued

  Age: 2 yrs old

  "Wi..." Everything seems to have turned abnormally black and i have pieces of some kind of rock in my mouth, tastes like dirt, probably clay though. Feeling for where my neck should be i feel around it trying to figure out what it was that was holding me, when i had an epiphany. These are the clay bricks in the interior walls. Wait why the Fuck am i in a wall?!! Hardening my tail i destroy all the brick constricting me, afterwards i fall to the floor and dust myself off before turning around to Hilda.

  "For some unknown reason, a second ago, i seemed to have grown an abnormal desire to be with the wall as i jumped straight at and through it, without taking into account my surroundings, so i apologize to you three, but Ms. Hilda will you become my wi.."

  Everything is black once again and i seem to be deeper into the wall as my shoulders are even in it. Does this wall have a magnetic attraction to me like WTF!

  Wall-neechan i know you love me and i love you to for protecting me from both the elements and prying eyes, but neechan~ get the fuck out of my way. As i say this i imbue my tail with lightning and destroy all the wall within a foot of my head and as i free myself i throw in a fire bomb that further destroys the surrounding before a wind vortex sucks in all the rubble into a super compressed ball in the middle of a 2 meter round hole in the wall.

  Dusting myself off once again I turn back around again. That's a lot of again's. Upon turning i can see both of my minions hiding behind Hilda. "I'm sorry once again i don't know what's gotten into me for me to feel so attracted to a wall, when there's a woman as beautiful as you in front of me."

  "That's probably because i'm the one who sent you into that wall. Now will you quit with these jests?"Her voice was ice cold, kind of scary.

  "Nonsense Ms.Hilda.” I can’t go for a now destroyed wall, “But on a more realistic note will you be my wi.."

  "On a more realistic note I advise you to take a look behind you before you finish that sentence, to ascertain your destination before being sent there." Turning to the wall i see it fully repaired. I thought i was strong in this world, but you, you're a ghost! I will get you back for this I'LL KILL YOU!!! But for now i'm sorry senior. "Sorry for the disturbance that i seemed to have caused," saying so i indicate for my minions to come back to my side, which they do reluctantly, your insolence will be punished later. "Now why are we here again Ms.Hilda?"

  "First you and Florence change into these outfits," pulling 2 suits out of nowhere, placing them on the table, and pointing at a door behind her that i didn't notice earlier. Grabbing mine i head to the door with Florence in tow. And as we walk away Hilda calls over Jasmine and pulled out a teapot. Where the hell is this stuff coming from?!

  As soon as Florence closes the door behind us i start stripping out of my clothes, and when i got to putting on my pants i noticed Florence just sitting there blushing and watching me dress. Seriously dude i don't swing that way not even for you!

  "Are you not going to get dressed Florence?" As soon as i ask him he starts vigorously shaking his head and turns an even deeper shade of red. By this time i starting buttoning up my shirt and throw on my jacket before looking down at my old, dirty, ragged, and torn clothes setting them on fire and then heading out. Stopping behind Hilda as she sips her tea i glance back at the door, it's slightly ajar, and through the crack i can see some kind of wrapping covering Florence's chest. Weird. I've just decided that Florence is just an overall mystery to me.

  I feel an projectile aimed at the back of my head and rapidly closing the distance, barely dodging as it sweeps through where my head was. I had already pulled out my secret knife to kill the assailant. It's a hand. Hilda's Hand! WTF!! I KILL YOU WOMAN!! Stowing my dagger bac; into my shoe.

  "Ms.Hilda you seem to have lost control of your motor functions, because your hand seems to have been coming for my head a second ago." As i stand up she retracts her hand back to her tea cup.

  "It's impolite to peek when someone is changing." Huh? I just changed in front of him and you have a problem when i look at him... for a second? What the hell is wrong with your head!

  "Something must be affecting your senses as well, because i just changed in front of him and you seemed to have no problem with that but when i take a look back and catch a glimpse of another man, you strike at me. Are you okay?"

  She gives me a look as if i hit my head,"Florence is the furthest possible from being a man." No duh he's fucking 2 what, do you expect him to have a foot long and be waving it around?

  Whatever. Looking down at myself and back at her,"I seem to be dressed appropriately now, so what did you want with me again?"

  "Hold out your hand, young prince." She says the last part sarcastically. PROBLEM!

  Stretching my hand out she places a crystal in my palm, and curls my fingers around it. Looking at the crystal in my hand its a transparent sky blue, and suddenly it starts to rapidly soak into my hand, right as i want to reclaim my hand the ghost talks.

  "Say 'Status Activate'" Frowning i once again do as she says and suddenly i'm flooded with blue pop-up windows, and taking a step back only for them to follow me. "Say 'Skills Only.'" As i said it a big window disappeared with around 100 of the smaller windows and 3 medium sized ones, looking at the new windows i start to smile in anticipation. Knowing what they represent. My status being given to me, i'm ecstatic as i read.

  You underestimate the power of underwear you damn window!

  Fuck you mean more effective when playing with wood?! I'm coming for you!

  That's what i'm talking about.

  That's what i'm talking about i'm so fucking OP and i haven't even looked at my stats yet. ohohoOHOHOHo..

  "If you're done looking at your skills say 'Status and Titles Only', should be funny, and take that evil smile off your face" huh what you say. That's what i thought. Today i shall spare your life for granting me these great boons.

  "Status and Titles Only," The big window from earlier appeared, with the three medium sized ones behind it, big one first..

  Yesssssss. I soo sooo soooo OP! Whats those unknown? Whatever, now these titles.

  WHAT THE FUCK is this am i just a baby making/ pleasure tool for women. I will not take this lying down! Fuck you Arrinrhod! I'm going to fucking hideously scar my face and women won't even be able to look at me.

  A single tear runs down my cheek as i look at the window closing it i look at the other window and nearly burst out crying.

  At this rate i'm going to end up committing seppuku to end the shame.

  "Young prince, stop crying look at yourself in the mirror over there and man up, also show me your status. Say 'Show to Hilda'."

  Saying it i walk over to the mirror and look at myself. I'm about 3 ft tall, my eyes are black with flecks of silver and gold curling up slightly at the end, my hair is the same but instead of flecks some parts have a silver and gold light tint and it flows just past my shoulders. My ears are slightly pointed and poke through my hair, my nose is also slightly upturned while my chin is round but sharp if you know what i mean. Looking down at my outfit, my undershirt is pale white with a faint silver tint, while my jacket is abyss black and has gold buttons and cuffs with a silver pin stripe down both sleeves. My pants are mainly abyss black as well with another silver pin stripe down the side, and my shoes are just solid black.

  I have to admit i'm only 2 but i look better then most men at this point and it makes me want to cry. At the bottom part of the mirror i see Hilda still looking over my stats and for a brief second her face cracked a small smile before returning to stone. That was beautiful... Wait! Did that bitch just laugh at me( my stats )?! I kill you?!! Turning around with a smile on my face.

  "Is their something funny Hilda? Because i would like to be let in on the jest." I begin walking over and stand across the table from her. It’s a small round persian table 3 feet of the ground and the teacups are still there from earlier.

  "No nothing please sit it's time to begin your lessons."