(This ones a little short since I am had to go somewhere also if I don't blow out chapters like a machine its most likely because of rogue legacy...yea blame that....not skyforge....definitely not skyforge....)
After the black light disappeared, I saw I was in a sorts of cavern with the nature has gone shitty vaginas on your ass vibe, there were pristine waterfalls, a nice beautiful rainbow, pristine lakes, moss, a humanoid creature that just exploded..
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT GODLY MONSTER HAS THAT KIND OP ASS POWER...
I decided to check my stats and area so I yelled (whispered like a pussy)
"Show me Status"(Me)
(Author Note: Forgive me oh almighty goddess my ravaged mind does not know how to do tables :( *sniffle sniffle*)
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Name:Nexus
Race: Drakoi
Class: Undeterminded
STR: 14
DEX:12
AGI: 17
WIS: 54
INT: 34
LUC: -234
Your the first of the drakoi race congratulations your a abomination
STR +3
DEX +2
WIS +45
INT+ 23
LUC -234
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You are the first one to reach the second realm (level 1000 and up)
+3445 Fame
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Since you will most lucky die in some horrible fashion
LUC -234
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I was staring dumbfounded at my stats and the notification....
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SHIT
WTF GAME ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!
Well I guess there goes my immortal campaign of opness. *sniffle sniffle*( Man ya pussy)
While I was checking my stats and notification and being stuck in the cycle of grief the man in the black robe came up to me and before I noticed put a arm on my shoulder and said
This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience.
"Hey you young'in what are you doing here"
and I responded
"HAAAAAAAAAAAH"(Me)
"HAAAAAAAAAAAH"(Black Sage)
"HAAAAAAAAAAAH"(Me)
"HAAAAAAAAAAAH"(Black Sage)
"STOP ok no more screaming" Me)
"Holy freya's vagina balls young'in are you tryin to murder me"(Black Sage)
"No.."(Me)
"Well its always nice to meet a person whos capable"(Black Sage)
"Uhm..."(Me)
"Your here right that means your over level 1000 correct?" (Black Sage)
I decided to show him instead of telling him...
"Show stats to Black Sage"
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"Well son...your dead" (Black Sage)
"Just curious but sir what are your stats?"(Me)
"*sigh* I suppose I should so you know the amount of danger your in though I surpassed this realm a long time ago"
"Show stats to Nexus (curious name ain't it mVAHAHAHA)"
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Name: Raedan Stormwind
Race: Trancsended Lexali
Title: The Black One, The Destroy of Realms, God-Slayer, Destory of Worlds, Black Mage, Black Sage, Ultimate Grand Archmage, Grand sage
LVL: ??? (3.4 + ^5)
STR: ???
DEX: ???
AGI: ???
WIS: Infinite
INT: Infinite
LUC: ???
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What. The. Fuck.
(AUTHORS ROOM) *you see a figure sobbing in the corner*
" I am *sniffle* sowwy "sniffle* I dwont know howsh to smake shables *sniffes"
Translated: I am sincerely sorry but I do not know how to make tables, please for give me
