I opened my eyes and looked aroun- wait, I couldn't feel my eyes. HOLY [Nya~] WHERE ARE MY [Nya~]ING EYES. Panicing, I scrambled around to only find myself in a narrow wooden box. I could sense my surroundings, not in detail like the grooves and marks, but to the point in which I knew the box was trapped by something heavy. This would be cool if I wasn't trapped in said box.

  I bang on the wall to my right and try to yell for help, but nothing came out. Man,I lost my sight and voice it must be my [Nya~]ing BIRTHDAY. I sigh internally and decide to check for anything else wrong with my body cause I'm going to die here anyway.

  ***

  Heh, so I'm dead already. Can't smell, speak, hear, but I can touch and see. I knew I was screwed but now I'm a skeleton? What irony is this? Well, now that I have literally eternity to open this coffin, lets start.

  How long did it take? Days, years, centuries, I don't know. But when I did, an earthy texture covered my body, embracing me in all of its dirty glory. I swam through the dirt like water, which suprised me. I though I was weak without muscles, but I was only slightly weaker than my human self.

  A warm feeling in my chest, as my bare scalp touched cool air for the first time.

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  I am born.

  ***

  As I brushed my bones clean from dirt, I thought of my past life. Kidnapped by a serial killer, thrown into a meat grinder. You know, the typical reincarnation death and all. I knew the guy too, his name was Larry but people called him Dick cause he had to wear a giant dildo for his job. Not the best job I can tell you that.

  Anyways, back to reality, which is making me doubt my non-existant brain. I mean I saw some cool ores on my way up, but really, gold glistening inthe back I realized it had to be a dragon lair.Ohh! Maybe I can ask for a blessing or an OP item for my scrawny body.An uneasy feeling settled on me. Its true! I felt it in my bones. A great wind burst through the entrance, slamming me onto the wall and scattering all of my body parts. I would scream if I could. Pain is all in the mind and well I had a mind sooo...

  @#$%^&!@#$%^&**&^%$#!!@#$%^&**&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^#@!!@#$^&*()(*&^%$#!

  I feel my pieces slowly move together like magnets as I sense the terrifying monster coming my way.

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