Chapter Thirty

  Jian Ran: "………………………………"

  According to Jian Ran's observations of the mice in their cage after waking up, he felt that he was just a young mouse who had only been born for about ten or so days... even though he had been fed by Jiang Chuan every day with a pig-raising method, resulting in his body shape and weight skyrocketing recently.

  He also doesn't think he has reached the age of "falling in love".

  Even if he really is precocious to this extent...

  He accepted his hamster identity and accepted that what he could eat changed from various delicacies to fruits, vegetables and hamster food.

  But this doesn't mean he accepted that he would roll in bed sheets with another female hamster and give birth to a litter of baby hamsters.

  Unless he's gone mad.

  No, he flatly and quickly denied the idea. Even if he was crazy, he wouldn't change his sexual orientation. A simple example illustrates this: even a gay person who is drunk to the point of intoxication knows that what they want to do next is go with another man or be with another man, and with their last bit of willpower, ignore the girls waving at them on the street and stubbornly crawl into a gay bar.

  And then, if one day he went crazy - he would only open the mouse cage at midnight and crawl onto his master's bed, risking being crushed into a pancake by his master's slightest movement, to dig into his underwear, stretch out his paws, pry open his master's firm and plump buttocks. If the gap was big enough, he could squeeze in and swim around for a while... If his master still didn't wake up, he might not be able to resist playing the role of "flower thief" and visit that small flower, which he currently had no way of doing anything to, in a certain way, with a certain posture, very politely.

  That's it.

  This reporter is talking nonsense.

  The hamster sitting in its cage silently came to this great conclusion.

  At this moment, the hamster squatting in its cage watching TV while snacking on melon seeds and shaking its legs was also indulging in some self-pleasuring thoughts about its owner's buttocks. Meanwhile, at the scene of the event, the atmosphere had become like a runaway wild dog that couldn't be stopped. Not only did Jiang Luo Cheng go crazy, but online spectators also went wild.

  Comrade "Li Dog High" is popular again.

  This entertainment circle explosive news person who seems to be all-pervasive, almost as soon as the press conference had not ended, quickly sent a long Weibo post.

  Dog Master's Flash News: Something interesting happened at the promotional press conference of "Republic of China Strange Record" today, and Dog Master has decided to share it with everyone. This afternoon, a reporter suddenly asked Xiao Xianrou (aka Jiang Chuan) about his thoughts on almost losing the role of Jian Ran to Xu Qianqian's brother Xu Wenjie (don't ask me why, I'll paste you in the face if you do). At that time, Jiang Chuan replied: Recently, my family's originally gentle and obedient hamster has suddenly become a bit violent, with various behaviors not following common sense. Do you know why?...

  Yes, it turns out that asking random questions will get you into trouble. Look at this reporter who got a face full of "whys" from Jiang Chuan.

  At that time, the expressions on the faces of Director Jiang Luocheng and Miss Xu Qianqian were very colorful. Wang Mo, who was watching from the side, looked quite excited - as everyone knows, Wang Mo is a good friend in the industry, and Yan Ran took care of him when he was a newcomer on set. It's likely that Wang Mo also remembered this kindness. As for Yan Ran's role being targeted by someone with ulterior motives, it's possible that he himself was not happy about it either. Moreover, just looking at this play, Xu Wenjie and Wang Mo are also competitors!

  As for Jiang Chuan, I've said it before, the one who fought with reporters in Jian Ran's hospital room back then was him. What kind of relationship he has with Jian Ran, I'm not clear about, but he must be standing on Jian Ran's side. This time, he directly used the phrase "formerly gentle and obedient, now suddenly changing temperament" to describe Xu Wenjie, which seems unrelated to the reporter's question at first glance. But thinking carefully, is Jiang Chuan hinting that someone who used to be called "Little Jian Ran" in the entertainment circle, when Jian Ran himself couldn't work due to his own scandal, changed from their previously gentle and harmless appearance and started to reveal their true nature?

  Hehe, I'm just guessing, doggy grandpa, let's be kind to each other, fans of different teams.

  A long Weibo post, which involved four big shots "Jin Ran", "Jiang Luocheng", "Xu Qianqian" and "Wang Mo". "Jiang Chuan" was also a topic of conversation because of the news of "Jin Ran's mysterious hospital visitor". With Xu Wenjie, who had been crushed by Jin Ran fans for the "role snatching" issue some time ago, this long Weibo post immediately caused a stir on Sina Weibo.

  For a time, these several big shots with Weibo followers exceeding 100 million each had their fans all rallying together.

  Weibo was forwarded tens of thousands of times as soon as it came out, with the title #Jiang Chuan responds to reporters: On-site rebuke Xu Wenjie#.

  All sorts of fancy forwards, there are "Take away my Wang Mo" "My Mo Mo won't think so much, look at him with four limbs so dazed"; There is "What does Guan Jiangluo have to do with Mao's affairs? Everything brings him up"; And Hei Xu Qianqian went for plastic surgery again, looking different from the last time I saw her, with a higher nose and a pouty mouth; Among them, more are fans applauding and cheering, as well as onlookers who just watch the excitement.

  From head to toe, there were also two or three little cats giving speeches to Xu Wenjie.

  "Xu Wenjie didn't do anything morally wrong, he's already pitiful for not getting the role, can the post owner please stop bringing him up? Oh right, I'm just a passerby who can't stand it, not a fan of Xu Wenjie."

  "It's been red for so long, it should be Ajie's turn now."

  "None of them said anything, a group of passersby are just talking nonsense, eating salted radish and playing with their hearts."

  But such comments were quickly overwhelmed by enthusiastic fans and passersby, who surged forward like a road roller, crushing everything in their path with a loud rumble, while some people with weaker mental endurance directly changed their Weibo usernames.

  Thanks also to this Weibo post——

  Jiang Chuan: "Fang Ge, my Weibo followers suddenly increased by tens of thousands, did you buy me fans? --- It's still rising, it's so scary."

  "Buy a powder! Frightening powder!" In the nanny car, Fang's agent, who had just escorted Jiang Chuan to safety amidst a swarm of reporters, was frantic and didn't know where to put his hands. After struggling for a while, he suppressed the urge to choke Jiang Chuan and grabbed his hair instead, exclaiming, "I'm at my wit's end right now, the phone is about to be blown up by the higher-ups, what a waste of time to buy powder!! Shao Zong is furious, just asked me why our company had to go all out against Xu Wenjie..."

  Jiang Chuan: "Xu Wenjie?"

  Fang Yu took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down: "You just mocked him?"

  "......" Jiang Chuan glanced at Fang Yu inexplicably, "When?"

  Fang Yu: "......"

  He knew it would be like this.

  With this guy's Chinese level, how could he still master such a high-end skill as "pointing at mulberries to scold the locust tree"......

  At this time, seeing the broker Mr. staring at himself with a green face and not answering his question, Jiang Chuan lowered his head and poked the screen of his mobile phone: "The first and only message 'Hello everyone, I am Jiang Chuan' was sent by you, looking at the date it was sent just a few days ago when I registered... Many people replied below saying 'Well done'... What's well done? According to the Chinese I've learned, shouldn't it be said 'You're good too' and then start introducing yourself?"

  Fang Yu: "......"

  "What should I say?"

  "Go... go fart yourself!"

  Fang Yu snatched his phone back from Jiang Chuan's hand, unable to bear the constant barrage of frantic calls from Shao Xudong. He was about to turn off his phone when he couldn't help but glance at it again. As expected, just like Jiang Chuan had said earlier, the number of followers on Jiang Chuan's Weibo account had suddenly surged from a few thousand pitiful fans who were given the yellow V certification when they first registered on Sina, to over a million, even surpassing Xu Wenjie, whose Weibo account was almost three or four years old.

  The comments under Jiang Chuan's Weibo are very enthusiastic, and most of the loudest voices are from Jing Ran's side... Of course, among the popular comments, there are also two or three that scold Jiang Chuan for being pretentious, but that doesn't matter. Fang Yu thinks calmly, anyway, they scolded Jiang Chuan but he can't understand it, how pitiful.

  If you pretend to be great and actually become great, then it's no longer pretending, that's called being awesome.

  Thinking of this, Fang Yu pondered for a moment, and his facial expression also changed richly.

  "Brother Fang, do you want to pee?"

  "Shut up, I was just thinking that being misunderstood is really troublesome, and being scolded by the boss is also very troublesome. But then I thought that maybe it's not so bad after all - Xu Wenjie has been in this industry for so many years but still hasn't become famous, always playing the role of a white lotus flower. Now... just let him continue to play that role, and after this commotion, more people know you than before."

  "What?"

  No answer to Jiang Chuan's question, at this time, Fang Yu, who had been frowning all along, paused for a moment and then relaxed: Jing Ran temporarily needs to rest, the company recently made it clear that the artist to be promoted is Jiang Chuan - although this guy always causes trouble, but under the current circumstances, except for Shao Xudong, the other shareholders of the company should be more pleased with this outcome.

  Having thoroughly thought it through, Fang Yu generously returned the phone to Jiang Chuan on their way back, saying: "I'm telling you, some people online think that your question about your family's hamster was actually mocking Xu Wenjie for being too active and not honest enough. You saw it too - some people think you're very daring, but others think you're a newcomer who doesn't understand the rules. The representative of the latter group is our boss, Shao Xiangdong..."

  "Oh."

  "...the other party fell silent for a moment, "Now that I've given you the phone, clear things up on Weibo yourself. Although online comments don't represent everything and are even unimportant, but I think you should at least express your true thoughts..."

  Jiang Chuan nodded.

  The phone of Fang Yu fell silent for a while.

  Then, after getting the approval of "guardian", he posted a Weibo.

  Jiang Chuan: I saw some comments, it seems that there are some misunderstandings about me. My mother is from North Korea, and now that I've just returned to the country, my Chinese isn't very good. Just now, I wasn't mocking Xu Wenjie, but was really talking about the hamsters in my home.

  The picture is Ah Fei taken by Fang Yu with his mobile phone in Jiangchuan apartment that day - the hamster's head was tied up in a food bowl, its front legs were leisurely swimming, and only two legs and a fat butt were left outside.

  Jiang Chuan clicked send and then poked around, after Fang Yu reminded him several times "don't be cheap" and "don't randomly like", he took another look at Li Gou's long Weibo post from earlier, then exited - at this time, Fang Yu stretched out his head to take a look at the comments and forwards count, saw the suddenly soaring numbers and realized that Jiang Chuan had silently sent something, out of curiosity asked a question.

  Jiang Chuan read out his own Weibo post.

  Fang Yu fell silent for a moment, then asked: "What did the comments and forwards say?"

  "Let me take a look."

  Jiang Chuan's face remained calm as he opened those comments and forwarded them, then began to read aloud.

  "'Naturally stupid 23333333' —— 'Obviously having a serious face but acting cute is against the rules' —— 'Okay okay we believe you, and your hamster's butt is so round' —— 'Will your hamster eat too much?' —— 'The focus has all gone off track, what kind of setting is this for a cool guy like you to raise a hamster?' —— 'You're really something, Xu Wenjie, did he provoke you or something? Shameless' —— Ah……"

  Fang Yu: "......what's wrong with you?"

  "Is this shameless person scolding me?"

  "...To be honest, yes."

  "Can I scold him back?"

  "No."

  “……”

  “……”

  "Shall I retort in German?"

  "Absolutely not!!!!!!!"