[Cave,?????,?????]

  {Congratz, you have been reborn as a dungeon.}

  {Level - set - 0}

  {Curse - add - immovable}

  {Blessing - add - Chasity}

  "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

  {Say [Dungeon Menu] for more information}

  "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!"

  At this time in a cave located in ?????????????? a dungeon was born, it seems that someone fucked with the wrong god and was cursed to be reborn with a dungeon. This person must of really pissed off the god because not only were they respawned with their memorys, but also with a raised labido.

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  "What the hell?! I never did anything wrong!"

  Ok maybe a god just wanted to fuck with someone, comeon I'm the narrator not some all knowing being like the writter, I mean damn! Have you seen his ass, its just, just PERFECT! Ok for now we shall fix the 4 wall as best as possible but, its badly damaged.

  "Hey, narrator, I've calmed down now so can we get back to me?"

  Ugh, fine whatever.

  "That fucking loli, I knew I should of never signed those papers. Then again how was I suppose to know they were a magical contracted that used my life as payent to summon #!&?!%@ ? Oh well lets see about making the most of my situation shall we?"

  "[Status]"

  {Error - no longer part of player system, try [Monster path], [Dungeon Menu], or [Game shop}.]

  "Ok so that didn't work, hmm [Game Shop]!"

  {You have yet to unlock this function, requires semi-demi-god status}

  "Well, then lets try, [Monster path]!"

  {You are a idiot aren't you? Screw this}

  {Rerouting to [Dungeon Menu]}

  {Loading}

  {Hello dungeon, Fucker, I am your personal AI helper!}

  "What, The, FUCK?!"

  {That rude, I just told you who I am and my Job}

  "Sorry, its, its just been a long day you know?"

  {But its been 3 years since you first awoke}

  "Wait, WHAT?!"

  {Owe! Stop that theres no need to yell for a week straight}

  "How do I slow down my perception of time?"

  { You dont! Afterall, your being fucked with by a Time God}

  ".................................."