Dear Soul # 54321,

  Please find enclosed your lives for this cosmic cycle.

  Be advised the incarnations provided may not be in linear order. This effect is unintentional and is due to a mishap in handling. Regretfully, time constraints made reordering unfeasible. Please know that the responsible party has been reprimanded and we will endeavour in future cycles to avoid any such disorder.

  Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit.

  We hope this won't adversely effect your experience.

  Happy Living!

  The Powers That Be.