Take that you little bitch

  I just wiped a squad solo on a mobile game ' bullets do echo ' and won the round, I raised my fist in victory, still feeling the high from winning such a close match. The sudden movement sends a jolt of pain thru my arm, particularly around my right elbow, fucking bone protrusions.

  I learned to live with it by now though, so I merely grimaced before closing my app. The bus I was in was getting close to the hospital now so there wasn't much time for another round. So I instead opened my phone browser and finished my chapter of Farming Monster Girls, seeing that the ' next ' button was broken, I checked out Civilization online, which, as usual wasn't updated. I'm pretty sure by now that the author is on hiatus which is a dammm, shame. Annoying guy never finished his works and opts to start random other projects, which are unlikely to be finished either.

  Who the fuck even wants to read something called reincarnated as a Isekai farmer?

  Shrugging I moved on, Outrun - a cyberpunk litrpg and Rebirth of the Nephilim both had new chapters, which was great. The bus stopped at my station so I stepped out, I lazily make my way up to the hospital while reading the latest chapters. Once there I'm quick to search out Alice, one of the few friends I had.

  It was a little sad that one of my only IRL friends was a receptionist who I met in this fucking hospital but I genuinely didn't care, just like I didn't care about meeting new people and being social, which is probably why I didn't have much friends to begin with. She sat at the receptionist desk, lazily popping some bubble-gum which was unprofessional to say the least.

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  This is a general reference image, the clothing etc, obviously doesn't match what she's wearing.

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  She probably got away with it because she was a pretty goth girl, honestly, it also wouldn't surprise me if she fucked her manager. I mean, she fucked me, it was probably a pity fuck but I don't care, I enjoyed it and am happy to take what's offered, especially if it comes from a girl that I consider 'out of my league'. Long black hair, soft and thick in all the right places, honestly, the only thing that wasn't 100% perfect was the chest department which was a C-cup but well, preferences differed anyway. The small ink tattoo on her right cheek finished up her goth look quite nicely.

  Her eyes locked on to me, with that familiar grin that promised trouble and I couldn't help but smile. " How're you doing, Alice? "

  She smiled, removed her bubblegum and threw it in the trashcan next to her after which she responded. " I'm doing pretty good, little bored but honestly can't complain. What about you? How's adult life treating you, already paid your taxes heh? "

  I couldn't help but smile at that, I recently turned eighteen and received quite the surprising ' birthday gift' from her. " Honestly, I'm actually getting my social benefits paid out directly now that I'm ' officially ' an adult, yes I have to pay taxes, but I pay those with your taxes so I don't really care. "

  I was on social benefits due to my Paget's disease and although I paid 151,40 eur in health insurance a month, I got 129 eur a month back in social health benefits. Since I was still on a group, courtesy of being a sick abandoned child, I didn't really pay much for anything. Now that I would actually receive 1500 in social benefits it'd probably have to start paying for my own groceries and give 400-500 eur a month in rent for the room i'm occupying in the group.

  That should still leave me with a free 800 a month. Assuming you consider being in constant agonizing pain that the meds don't fully supress ' free '.

  Alice merely shrugged, " I rather you have it then the immigrants, anyway, want to play a round of battlefield when I'm off? I'll carry your ass, might even be able to stay over if you'd like? "

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  I wasn't going to comment on the immigrant comment, I knew she was on the right side of the political spectrum by now and there was no changing that. As far as her carrying my ass goes, it was sad but true. I was the one with way to much free time, yet she still destroyed me on that particular game, either she was that good or I was that bad, and I really wasn't that bad.

  Wait, did she stay over?

  " Wait, you want to stay the night? "

  That smirk returned " You don't want me to? Since your eighteen now I figured it wasn't a problem. "

  Honestly, I'm very aware of the fact she's messing with me right now but it's not like it's all that unbelievable after what she already did for me. " I mean, I figured that was a one time thing? A pity fuck for the chubby sick kid. "

  She chuckled, " Who said anything about sex? I might just want to stay over at a friends house, " she softly poked my chest after which she continued on " Besides, you aren't all that bad. if you worked a little more on yourself you could become the equivalent of a 1943 wet dream, blue eyes, blond hair, just a little to much fat. Luckily your a good listener and care for more then just your own pleasure, can't say you were a quick shot and you did pretty nice for a first timer. "

  Well, I wasn't a quick shot because I was way to stressed to actually reach a orgasm, not just because it was my first time but also because it was in the hospital and she could've definitely lost her job over that if we were caught. It always took me a while to get there but if I was distracted in my mind I just couldn't build up to that peak, and I was definitely distracted.

  Wait, did she just make a Nazi joke?

  honestly, I wasn't even going to comment on stuff like that, best to just ignore it so she didn't have any ammunition to tease me with, as far as being a fatass went. Well, when didn't have work to burn calories with 8 hours a day, and you couldn't go to the gym because your bones were literally growing into places they shouldn't, you kinda just became a little fat.

  All I could do against that was eat healthier and although I tried, I also loved the occasional chocolate bar. My new strategy was just not buying anything, if you didn't have it at home you couldn't eat it.

  " Honestly? I'm happy to take what I can get, so yes, it'd love if you stayed over. "

  She smiled, checked her computer screen and spoke. " Your appointment is pretty close, I'll bring you there, " she placed a ' be right back ' sign on top of the counter, which I'm pretty sure she shouldn't be doing sine I know the way. I knew better then to tell her what to do though, so I simply went along with it, it wasn't like I didn't enjoy the company.

  " So, what're you reading, Joseph? "

  " A bit of everything, what about you, Alice? Still busy with semen is a precious resource? "

  She gave a knowing smile but didn't comment on the perverted stuff she was reading, honestly, rebirth of the Nephilim, that futanari story was something she got me hooked on as well. I was a little sceptical but the character integrations in later chapters was enough to pull me into that pit of degeneracy.

  We reached the changing room and I went into a hospital gown, it was pretty standard procedure, nothing I wasn't used to, well, except for the fact that Alice was eying me up with a smirk as I changed. I honestly knew she was just messing with me but that didn't change the fact I was embarrassed, this was my first real check in since I turned eighteen and she must've seen that as a ' legal card ' to mess with me in more direct ways.

  " What're you looking at? "

  She merely smiled " no need to lash out because your embarrassed, jooooseph. "

  I decided to simply ignore her as she guided me into the operation room. I made myself comfortable on the bed and she gave me a quick peck on the cheek.

  "Gotta go before I'll get in trouble for ditching the receptionist desk. "

  The casual display of affection took me by surprise and she was already gone the moment I could form a proper response.

  I merely showed it away as teasing for the time being and patiently waited for the Docters to make their way into the room. Once they were there we went over standard procedures, what was going to happen, potential risks and so forth. I did this every few months to have outgrowing pieces of bone removed, so it was nothing special.

  They eventually put the cap of the anaesthesia on my mouth, I calmly breathed in and kept doing just that until I started to get tired and eventually lost consciousness.