Hey all. Welcome to my ted talk. It's a short one.

  Wanted to have a chapter to go up today for excitement over the amazon launch, but couldn't manage it. Sick and there's a slight snafu with the audio launch. Long story short, chapter 1 just... isn't there. It's here, it's in the ebook, buuuuut... here we are.

  This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

  Anyways, the book's been a lot of fun to work on, and I'm hoping to get the audio figured out before too long. Check it out! Otherwise, I'm hoping that with this new year and people being back in school, I'll be able to devote more time to writing again. I want to get this going good!