Chapter Fifty-Four: Hestory of Rest

  The purpose of entering the palace has been achieved, and I don't want to stay for long. Just as I was about to leave, Feng Xueyun grasped my hand again: "Qingya, since the Qingzhou matter is settled, what do you plan to do about Chunyu Shanshan?"

  "Jun Yu?" Feng Xue's sudden mention of Jun Yu caught me off guard. To be honest, I hadn't thought about how to deal with Jun Yu yet, and had only planned to discuss it with Feng Qingya after the matter in Qingzhou was completely resolved.

  "You, you just know that when you're busy with national affairs, you'll forget about family matters." Feng Xue Yin said I was great, she let go of my hand and took out an envelope from her bosom, "So sister has already discussed with the emperor and thought of a solution for you." As she spoke, she put the envelope on the table and pushed it in front of me. On the envelope were two big words: "Divorce Letter".

  "Divorce!"

  "Not bad, Xiu Shu." Feng Xue's voice was laced with a hint of joy. "You just got back and don't know yet, but there are many rumors outside that are very unfavorable to you. You can only clear your name and reputation by breaking off the engagement with Chun Yu Shan Shan and allowing him to marry Cold Guniang instead. The Wind family is a respectable family with a good reputation, not to mention that you are the Imperial Guardian Lady of the Xuan Yuan dynasty!"

  A small official is insignificant, but losing face is a big deal. The Wind family can't afford to lose face, the Duchess of Protecting the Nation even more so, and the Imperial Family even more than that! So after you divorce Chunyu Shan, you still need to write a letter of self-reproach (what do ancient royal families call their letters of self-examination? A "letter of self-reproach" is for emperors only, what about princes?) to proclaim it to the world. But this letter of self-reproach is not easy to write, and at all costs we can't lose face in front of the Wind family, the Duchess's residence, and the Imperial Family!" Feng Xueyin's voice was neither light nor heavy, but I felt every word like a hammer blow.

  The self-criticism letter, also known as the examination letter, cannot be shameful, that is to say, this examination letter cannot make people think I am guilty, but rather that at the time, I was momentarily confused or unaware. In the end, it should make everyone understand that I am also one of the victims. Only a truly elegant and refined person can write such an examination letter.

  "Qingya understood." I put the letter into my sleeve, "Then Qingya will go to Tianlao and release Chunyu."

  "Yes, right. I heard that the Cold County Master was brought back by the Cold King and has been under house arrest in his room ever since. You should also go explain things to the Cold King, after all, you're all relatives, don't ruin the harmony."

  "Elegant and clear." I stood up, bowed to Xuan Yuan Yifei, he nodded, agreeing to let me leave.

  Wasting a day just to get a letter of resignation, oh god, I'm heartbroken. I don't want to resign. But not resigning is also elegant and refined, why?

  Out of malicious jealousy, I wholeheartedly support Xiu Chunyu. By the way, I'll make friends with him, who knows, maybe in the future if I switch bodies, I can still continue to... Hehehe, so evil, so perverted, don't think about it anymore, drooling just thinking about it, Chunyu's dishes are really delicious!

  My mind was racing with thoughts, I had to think of a way, even after the soul swap, I could still have this hard-won friendship, but how?

  As soon as I stepped out of the palace gate, the coachman who was driving me rushed towards me and loudly shouted: "Madam, don't come out! Madam, don't come out!"

  What does it mean? As I watched his body getting closer and closer, I suddenly found that the yellowish-brown clothes of the servant had turned into a multicolored one, and on his head, there was even a white radish. Feeling something was wrong, I took a step back and stood between the palace gates.

  The rickshaw driver panted and ran to my front, I picked up the white cabbage on his head, and unexpectedly there was a broken egg underneath: "You... how did you become like this?"

  "No, no, ma'am." The coachman swallowed hard. "The common people have gone mad, they say you broke up the good marriage between Chunyu Gongzi and Leng Junzhu, pigs and dogs...no, not that, what was it...we left early in the morning, so there were fewer people who saw us, but now it's just noon, and there are many more people around. Look, I've been thrown into this state."

  The cart driver's body was a treasure trove, with red tomatoes, green leaves, yellow eggs, and purple grapes. I picked up an egg, sniffed it, and sighed: "Indeed, the capital is rich, even the discarded eggs are good ones. Ah, where's our cart?"

  The coachman furrowed his brow, his face moved, and the light yellow on top of his head slipped down. He casually swallowed a mouthful: "Madam, our carriage is full, you can't sit anymore."

  "Wow! You quickly pull it back, can save a month's worth of food money."

  "And you, madam?"

  I looked around and whispered: "Is anyone following you?"

  The coachman turned back honestly and pointed: "Well, they are hiding there. Anyway, this road, madam, you can't go."

  I took a deep breath: "Then I'll go and wash up first." Immediately, I turned around and ran. Behind me, the driver's voice came shouting: "Madam be careful——" Fortunately, I didn't want to take a vegetable bath anyway.

  Lying in ambush behind a fake hill, seeing a small eunuch with a similar figure to himself, he dragged him into the fake hill and said viciously: "Robbery!"

  "Protect, protect the country, husband and wife?!" The little eunuch was so scared that he wasn't clear-headed. I pushed him: "Did you hear the robbery?"

  "Yes, yes, yes." The little eunuch trembled as he took out the silver.

  "I'll take it: 'Plunder the color! But since you have money, I'll just plunder some wealth too.'" She snatched the silver from the little eunuch's hand without hesitation. The little eunuch's face turned pale with fright: "Husband, wife, slave can't serve the wife anymore."

  "Stop talking nonsense! Take it off quickly!" I shouted loudly, and the little eunuch immediately started taking off his clothes. After he took off his eunuch uniform and was about to take off his undergarments, I stopped him. This kid is still addicted to stripping: "That's enough, get out of here!"

  The little eunuch blinked at me with a somewhat disbelieving expression: "Milady, can I really go?"

  "Right, leave your clothes behind and get out!"

  "Yes!" The little eunuch ran very quickly. I started putting on my clothes, oh dear, traditional clothing is such a hassle to wear, all those ties and laces, can't they just use buttons?!

  "The wind is clear and elegant, you're getting bolder, daring to rob the palace?" A cold voice suddenly came from above my head. I raised my head to look up, and instantly, the sunlight was dazzling. I subconsciously narrowed my eyes, and in that piercing sunlight, I saw a figure standing, surrounded by an aura of light, like a god descending from heaven.

  I waved at him: "Brother-in-law, aren't you supposed to be accompanying your sister on a flower-viewing trip?"

  That figure emerged from the golden light and landed in front of me. I rubbed my eyes, gradually adapting, before clearly seeing Xuan Yuan Yifei standing in front of me with a cold aura. The white dragon robe had been replaced by a red flying dragon, his eyes still cast downward, his hands hidden within his sleeves.

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  How could I, who is gentle and elegant, beautiful and unmatched, be a mother night yaksha?!

  Are you kidding me?!

  My perfect melon-seed face has become a shoe scraper, and my bright autumn water has turned into a fighting cock's eyes.

  The worst part is that it even comes with a long hair mole!

  The dog's blood was used to raise a divine pig as a pet.

  Still have to go and be Kublai Khan's underling.

  Hey! Good-looking guy! If you run again, I'll catch you!

  What? You've been bent out of shape? Then I'll bend you back again!!!!!