Volume 2 Chapter 22: The Little Wife and the Pretty Boy

  I couldn't bear it any longer, no need to endure anymore, enduring anymore would make me vomit blood! I made the most brilliant decision in my life at that moment, lifted up my slender and beautiful golden Huajiaolong leg, and kicked it towards Hou Xuan with a flourish.

  "Madam!" Hou Xuan blocked my way, I angrily stretched out my hand to hit him, Hou Xuan hastily parried, and in the blink of an eye, it had become a move.

  "Madam!" Hou Xian grasped my hand and raised an eyebrow, "Your kung fu has improved."

  "You're really good, you've been practicing too much, and now you want to be the attacker!" With a flick of his wrist, instantly, his hand slipped out of Hou Xuan's grasp. Hou Xuan was taken aback, blinking in surprise: "Could this be the essence of that technique?" He then burst into happy laughter, "Madam, I'm coming for real this time." And with that, he charged at me.

  You're not good at taking a beating, yet you dare to hit me? My anger sets my blood boiling, I grab his arm and with a twist of my waist, using his strength against him, I send him flying out. As he falls, I follow through with a beautiful side flip, landing smoothly on the ground. I stare at my body in surprise: "I get it! I understand now! That's how it works!"

  I rolled up my sleeves and was about to hit him when I suddenly saw Xuan Yuan Yifei hurrying in from outside the door.

  Before I even went up, Hou Xuan flew over and performed no less than those infatuated concubines of Xuan Yi Fei. I'm so depressed that I just want to buy a block of tofu and smash myself to death, how did I get to know Hou Xuan? Now I really regret it.

  "Xuanyuan Yifei, watch out." Hou Xian swung his hand and suddenly someone flew out from beside Xuanyuan Yifei to catch Hou Xian's move. Hou Xian withdrew his move, "Chunyu Zichen."

  "Hou Xian, if it weren't for the sake of the alliance leader, the Emperor would have sent you to the heavenly prison long ago! The Emperor has a million things to attend to every day, where does he have the time to play with you?" Chun Yu Zi Chen's sword-like eyebrows narrowed, and her beautiful fox eyes frequently shot out sharp glints.

  "Play? Does this young master look like he's playing? Playing won't make you a eunuch." Hou Xian flicked his fringe back and forth, nostrils pointing upwards.

  "Is that really a eunuch?! Don't think that just wearing a eunuch's uniform makes you one!" Chun Yu Zi Chen was truly angry, his face even turned red.

  What a mess!

  I'm currently playing with a copper plate in my hand, which is also a kind of practice.

  "Whoosh." Suddenly, Xuan Yuan Yifei called out to me.

  "What?"

  "Take good care of your pet."

  "Pet? Oh! Yes." I immediately pulled Hou Xuan back from in front of Chun Yu Zi, "Hou Xuan, do you want to be a real eunuch or what?"

  He shrugged his shoulders, spread out his hands, pouted his mouth, rolled his eyes and stopped talking.

  "Floating girl." Chun Yu Zi Chen called out to me politely, and I also nodded with a smile.

  Xuanyuan Yifei didn't mind the existence of Hou Xian either. He glanced at Chunyu Zichen, and immediately, Chunyu Zichen took out a roll of silk from his bosom and spread it open in front of me.

  What's going on? I looked at the silk fabric, and Hou Xian also leaned over.

  Xuanyuan Yifei's eyes narrowed slightly, staring at Hou Xuan. Obviously displeased with him, I decided to use my body to block Hou Xuan's view, fortunately he was small in stature and easy to shield. Then I smiled at Xuanyuan Yifei, who also withdrew his gaze to look only at the silk cloth on the stone table. There was nothing on it, just seven red dots.

  "Madam, what are you blocking me for?" Later, this ignorant person didn't realize that Xuan Yuan Yifei was staring at him with a piercing gaze. He's really worried that he'll become a eunuch.

  "Look, Piao Piao." Xuan Yuan Yi Fei pointed to the silk cloth on the table. I looked at Xuan Yuan Yi Fei in confusion, then at Chun Yu Zi Chen, who spoke up: "This is the map that Hua Lelai left behind."

  "Ah?" I picked up the silk cloth. Looking left and right, there were only seven red dots scattered on the surface of the cloth, which didn't even form a line, let alone a map.

  The white silk in my hand is just ordinary white silk, and the red dot is also an ordinary red dot made with rouge, still carrying the fragrance of rouge. Xuan Yuan Yifei never looks for me during the day, but today he specially brings Chun Yu Zi Chen here, it should be because of this map.

  "Leave this with you for now." Xuan Yuan Yifei saw that I couldn't find the secret of the map for a while, so he stood up.

  Chun Yu Zi Chen glanced at her and said, "Fei Fei, now that you are the emperor's person, even if Hou Xian Gongzi had a relationship with you in the past... it's probably not suitable for him to stay by your side now."

  Jun Yu Zi Chen spoke very euphemistically. I looked at Xuan Yuan Yi Fei, and I'm afraid this is also what he thinks. They must think that "affair" was real.

  "He has nothing to do with me!" Hou Xuan suddenly shouted, I was furious, this kid sold me out just to stay behind, and he even bumped into me, "Is that right, madam?"

  I scowled and looked at Hou Xuan with disdain, then asked Emperor Xuan: "Your Majesty, is the palace currently short of eunuchs?"

  "None." Xuan Yuan Yifei's answer was surprisingly straightforward this time.

  Everyone's gaze fell on Hou Xuan, who widened his beautiful small Danfeng eyes and began to step back slowly. He knew that he was not yet a match for Xuan Yu Fei, and if Xuan Yu Fei were to get serious, he would really be taken to the castration platform and become a eunuch. It's likely that Xuan Yu Fei would still spare his face due to his parents' sake and let him become a eunuch official or something similar.

  After that, Hou Xuan became obedient and Xuan Yuan Yi Fei also acquiesced to this fake eunuch. My pet: Hou Xuan stayed in the imperial palace.

  When touring the lake, Hou Xian had already put on a plain and ordinary eunuch's appearance. From now on, he would always be like this. Hou Xian stayed behind for three reasons: one was for Xuan Yuan Yi Fei, two was for me, and three was because it was fun. In this regard, I am very similar to Hou Xian, greedy for fun, and fearless in being greedy for fun.

  Having been cooped up in the palace for a long time, I became excited as soon as I left the imperial palace. I also met Yan Yu, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, and this time I went boating with him. The Protectress of the Country, Yuan Chen, also came, and Yuan Chen's arrival was because Yan Yu liked his music.

  I remember when I was still the Duchess, Niang Yu came to visit the Duchy once and was enchanted by the distant sound of the guqin. The two of them were delighted to have found each other, and the joy of meeting a kindred spirit is still fresh in my memory. It's truly a romantic connection from another country. Hmm... why did I think of that again?

  Today is a sweltering summer day, with hot winds blowing everywhere. To be honest, it's already deep into summer and not exactly the best time for traveling. However, after entering Xiyuehu Lake, the lake breeze is cool and pleasant, surrounded by the three Sanyuan Mountains, truly a picturesque scene of "lake and mountain colors" that bewilders people with its beauty.

  Three big mountains. Imperialism, feudalism and bureaucratic capitalism. New three big mountains... tuition fees, medical expenses and housing costs... Oh my! Boss's wife just bought a house in the original world! What a loss, what a loss!

  "Congratulations, congratulations." A gentle and elegant voice came from beside my ear. She was in a good mood today and had specially invited me to the right wing of the bow. In front of us were Xuan Yuan Yifei, Yun Yu, Chun Yu Zi Chen and others. From the cabin, a melodious zither sound floated out, naturally it wasn't Far Dust, or else that would be too disrespectful to him.

  "It was Empress Dowager Cixi who gave Concubine Zhen the opportunity to serve the Emperor." Let's also be polite.

  "I heard you've been quite favored lately, but still without a title, why don't let me, your wife, speak on your behalf."

  "No, no, no, thank you, Mrs. It's better for Xiaoxiao to be nameless and unimportant." How can someone with a name and status leave? However, I don't like this elegant and refined wind, I prefer the previous one who used to argue with me, that was the real her, but now she's not.

  "Floating, what's wrong? Isn't there something on your wife's face?"

  "Oh, no, I just think madam is very beautiful."

  In an instant, Feng Qingya appeared momentarily stunned, I smiled and nodded, walking into the cabin.

  Yuanchen was tasting tea in the cabin, he still wore a plain white robe today, but after not seeing him for several months, his hair which originally only reached his chest now reached his waist, and as before it was loosely tied into a bundle hanging down in front of him, with the end of the braid tied with a piece of hemp-colored silk ribbon.

  On his body, only his red lips had no second bright color. Perhaps it was also his simplicity that brought out the beauty of his lips.

  He gently wiped the strings, and every move he made was full of Zen. So, I don't understand why someone who knows Zen and understands Zen would rebel. Why be obsessed with that throne?

  Being with He Yuan, there's a sense of serenity and emptiness. That's why I used to like going to his bamboo forest, listening to him play the zither, it could eliminate all distractions in my mind, leaving only myself between heaven and earth.

  "Does the floating girl like the zither?" Yundian asked faintly, I nodded, because I didn't dare to look at him for too long, so I could only look at his zither: "It's just that I'm not good at playing it."

  "The lady has passed away, and now teaches the young girl to play the zither."

  "Floating and clumsy, from now on please ask the distant gentleman for more guidance." An emperor's concubine learning to play the zither with a minister's wife, a very strange relationship, a very comical feeling.

  I am Xuan Yuan Yifei's little wife, he is Feng Qingya's little white face, is this the legendary ultimate PK between a little wife and a little white face?