For months it was like this, him just sitting in a cramped up egg with nothing but darkness around him, but with it came the boon of growing larger and larger as time went by.

  And although not understanding what the hell is going on, he decided to just wait this out, maybe god had decided that other people were far more important then him and he was just waiting for other people in a similar situation to himself to be sent to heaven.

  But after months or maybe a year of waiting he couldn't take it anymore all this waiting was ridiculous and stupid why should he have to wait for people who likely got ran over by a car when he was eaten alive by a prehistoric crocodile.

  That's way more tragic then someone being a retard and running in the street, why should he have to wait, screw this I'm getting out of this tiny ass ball.

  With his already straining head against the egg, it was quite easy for him to simply shove his head through the now extremely soft egg.

  After this he was expecting to see darkness again, but what he saw was dirt covered empty egg shells with the owners of said egg shells likely long gone by now.

  "Are you fucking kidding me, they didn't even build me a grave they just put me in some random reptiles nest and left my dead corpse to be eaten by these little shits" he said angrily thinking he was just a soul that came out of its dead body.

  After this he decided to try and ascend to heaven by thinking of floating, but after a few minutes of trying this and it not working he decided to just try and dig his way out.

  Not expecting for it to work seeing as how ghost's can't physically touch anything he was surprised when he put his hands on the dirt, but with it came the most horrifying realization as he looked at his hands or should he say claws considering they looked and definitely were as sharp as claws seeing them dig into the dirt easily.

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  "you have got to be fucking with me now I understand why I felt weird you bastard god you turned me into a fuckin, lizard!" he yelled angrily yelled at nothing.

  Of all things why turn him into a lizard what's the point of even doing that, I mean I get it your all powerful but you don't have to be a dick about it.

  Everything about this situation pissed him off and the fact that he couldn't do a damn thing about it only added fuel to the fire.

  As he read this he couldn't stop himself from freezing on the words 'Boss Crocodilian' so you turned me into the very thing that killed me huh god and wait are you telling me that the giant prehistoric looking crocodile that killed me wasn't even a prehistoric crocodile and that I can get even bigger then that fat piece of shit.

  Oh hell yeah it's time to get me some good old fashion revenge but first lets see what my new 'family' looks like ????