[Multiversal Trajectory Shift Detected]
Spinning… Warping… Settling…
New Destination Locked:
> Hyrule – Era of the Wild
(Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
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Michiko lands with a poof of snow-like particles… right in the middle of a cooking pot in a peaceful village. A Bokoblin screams and drops its spear.
She sighs, covered in soup ingredients.
> “...I better not be soup again.”
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Want to explore Michiko in Hyrule? Or roll the dice again for something even weirder?
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------explore hyrule----
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Let’s dive in—Michiko in Hyrule is going to be glorious chaos wrapped in adorable confusion.
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The White Dragon: Michiko Maltivius
Side Story – Crossover XVII: Containment Breach, Part 5 – Scales in Hyrule
Non-canon. But delicious.
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Location: Kakariko Village, Hyrule
Time: Midday, post-Calamity
She stood up, dripping soup from her horns, and blinked at the terrified Bokoblin. It bolted like a squirrel on fire.
> “...That’s the third dimension this week where I arrive in a pot,” she grumbled.
She looked around. Ancient trees. Curved-roof houses. Cherry blossoms. A very surprised Sheikah elder blinking at her over a tea tray.
> “...You’re not from here,” the elder said calmly.
Michiko dried herself with a breath of warm chaos wind. “Neither was the weird metal god I flattened last jump. So, no, I’m not.”
The elder nodded once. “You’re… not Calamity, are you?”
She gave him a sharp grin. “Only on weekends.”
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Meanwhile, across the fields of Hyrule...
Link stood atop a hill, his Sheikah Slate buzzing violently. A new shrine? No. Not this time.
> ANOMALY DETECTED.
MAGICAL FLUCTUATIONS: MAXIMUM.
ADDITIONAL NOTE: ...She's kind of cute, too.
Link tilted his head. What?
Zelda, reading the Slate’s logs in the castle ruins, muttered, “That doesn’t make sense. Even Ganon didn’t spike the readings this high.”
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Later that evening:
Michiko lounged under a sakura tree, tuning a makeshift lute she definitely didn’t steal from a confused traveling bard.
Children watched from a safe distance.
One brave kid asked, “Are you a dragon or a goddess?”
She thought a moment. “Both. But I also burn toast.”
A Korok popped out of a bush, offered her a golden poop seed, and said, “You smell like the wind!”
> “You smell like moss and trauma,” she replied. “I like you.”
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Hyrule slowly realizes:
She’s stronger than a Lynel.
She pets Cuccos without fear.
She once used her breath to grill apples mid-air for an old lady and fixed a Guardian with duct tape and a chaos rune.
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When Michiko finally meets Link and Zelda...
Zelda studies her carefully. “You’re not part of the Triforce. Not even of this world.”
Michiko nods. “I’m just a traveler. Trying not to explode reality. Again.”
Link offers her a mushroom skewer.
She takes it.
> “You’re weird. I like you.”
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Next up: Should Michiko help purge leftover Calamity zones, explore the Depths… or accidentally become the next Dragon Spirit worshipped by the Rito?
------kip explore before a next jump-----
Got it—quick skip, power flex, and bounce.
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The White Dragon: Michiko Maltivius
Side Story – Containment Breach, Part 6 – Wings of Farewell
Non-canon. She’s just visiting.
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Hyrule, Three Days Later
Michiko had:
Taught the Rito kids how to sky-dive mid-chaos vortex.
Used a rune to purify a Malice swamp in ten seconds.
Patched up a broken Guardian and rode it through a village like a parade float.
Accidentally became the subject of three Sheikah legends in just 48 hours.
Zelda tried to keep up. Link gave up and just followed her around with skewers.
But Michiko had That Look in her eyes—the one that meant it’s time.
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She stood at the edge of Satori Mountain, tail flicking.
> “Lovely world,” she said, “but I feel the multiverse calling. And you all are a little too normal.”
The sky shimmered. A tear in reality peeled open like silk.
Link offered her one last mushroom. She smiled and took it.
> “Keep the weird, Hyrule.”
She leapt—and vanished into the portal, trailing glowing fractals behind her.
