This episode is inspired by the 1st CLASSIC TEAM Miniseries, "A DAY WITH OZAPPA".
< CilantroQueen's House / Living Room >
CilantroQueen and Liaju kick off their new series, also known as the one Liaju begged for during ASHY's season, by celebrating with a plate of good ol' sashimi, complete with a platter of cilantro for our cilantro-obsessed queen (can you guess who?).
*A fun fact for the viewers is that CilantroQueen's apartment happens to be the same apartment that the CLASSIC TEAM used to rent. Totally uncoincidental.
CilantroQueen: Did Krys tell you about how I have been helpin' her with her little "condition" that she's been dealin' with?
Liaju *alarmed* : Oh shit...! Does she happen to have the cursed MCS like our browless friend, ASHY, did? (PLEASE. SAY. NO.)
CilantroQueen: Nah, she's just addicted to online shopping.
Cilantro pops a stalk of cilantro into her mouth for refreshment.
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Liaju *worried* : Could she be down with a case of DIARRHEA too? She's been in the toilet for AGES now...
Cilantro bites off a leaf from another stalk of cilantro and proceeds to casually expose Krysalis' business.
CilantroQueen: I mean, she's been super into bathroom furniture lately. Pink toilet seats and rhinestones-
CilantroQueen and Liaju look at each other in sudden realization.
*Intense silence*
*The sound of phone swiping intensifies in the background*
CilantroQueen: Oh hell no.
CilantroQueen and Liaju hurry to the bathroom in hysterics. CilantroQueen starts knocking on the locked door barbarically.
CilantroQueen *furious* : Krysalis!! Open up now!! DON'T DO ANYTHING SILLY, ALRIGHT?! KRYS?? OPEN UPPP!!!
Liaju *concerned* : Put the phone down, Krys!! Don't give in to that piece of glass!! IT'S JUST GLASS!! PUT IT DOWN ON THE FLOOR SLOWLY AND WALK AWAY!!
CilantroQueen: YES, GIRLIE. PUT THAT SHIT DOWN, WALK AWAY AND OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!
< CilantroQueen's House / Bathroom >
Krysalis smiles devilishly as she browses toilet seats online, her eyes glimmering at an embroided butterfly-themed one.
(Liaju: KRYS? KRYS? KRYS?? OPEN UP!!
CilantroQueen: PUT DOWN THE PHONE!!)
Krysalis gives her phone screen a fat and loving lick.
Krysalis: Must lick before purchase! Mmm! I love it.
(Liaju: *Hears* Oh Jesus... I think she's licking her phone again too...)
